In this life I am a women. In my next life, i'd like to come back as a bear
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for sleep months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that.
when you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
While your sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs!
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
you swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
if your cubs get out of line you swat them too. i could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup! Gonna be a bear!
(Unknown Author)
